A girl, despite what the word 'king' implies. :)

idiotsss!

My bday is tomorrow, and my cousin called me from her cellphone and when I picked up, she and her younger sister were singing that happy birthday song to me over the phone. I kept trying to tell them to stop singing because it wasnt my birthday but they wouldnt listen. Then i started getting confused and thought maybe it WAS my bday, until I looked on the calendar. When i finally got them to quiet down i said ” my bdays TOMORROW you idiots, its july 31!” turns out the calendar on her cellphone was messed up, it showed july as having only 30 days, and today was saturday august 1st! They felt embarasseddd! =)